Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Homosexualism is so gay man

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

whats white and sticky glue

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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