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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ever tried african food? they neither

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Julian Ha.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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