- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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