- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Indians

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What's one plus one? two.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

what happened to your carpool? they died.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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