- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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