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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.