Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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