- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

whats green and slimy? green slim

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Once upon a time, The end.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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