What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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