knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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your mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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