- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What if I told you.....potatoe

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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