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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

say it ten times fast: oh

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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