- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

your no better than a cockroach

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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