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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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