why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

neil likes pube toast

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Your adopted

How's the weather? Good.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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