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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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