Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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they told me not to write here but i did

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Anti Joke

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