Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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WILLY

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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