Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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pobody's nerfect

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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