Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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