- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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