If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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