- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had sex.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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