Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

i found waldo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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