- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

... Chan chan

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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