- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

every cloud has a silver lining

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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