- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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