How would you rule?

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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