- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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