- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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