How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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