What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

this website even though its hilarious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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