- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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