Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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