- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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