- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

i had sex.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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