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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.