- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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