A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

I like that, but why am I happy?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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