what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red, yup.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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