Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Knock knock.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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