- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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