Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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An man walks to a bra

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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