A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

white or wheat? wheat please.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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