- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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