- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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