What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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