- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

A women left the kitchen.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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