- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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