- Anti Joke

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird