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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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