Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

why did the zebra cross the road?

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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