- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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