How about that airline food?

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Rylan Clark

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Penis

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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whats black? the colour

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knock knock... ...no answer

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Oh, go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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