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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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