What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

The Labour Party.

A praying mantis is very graceful

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Women's rights

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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