Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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