A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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