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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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