- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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