Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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I C U P White stuff

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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