- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

seek beauty

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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