Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Penis

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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