- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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