- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Connor is homosexuaI

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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