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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Matthew Baker

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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