1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How come grilled cheese?

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Once, I went to Peru.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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