- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Andoni was here

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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