Why did the dog die? He was old

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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