- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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