- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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