Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

How about that airline food?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Rylan Clark

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

knock knock... ...no answer

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

whats black? the colour

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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