- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Who wants $300? Me too.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

And you honored it I see :P

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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