A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

thumb_up thumb_down +4

You just read this ..

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Barack Obama

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops