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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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