- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

you see theres this guy.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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