- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

okay so theres this guy.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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