- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

youre gay

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

A horse walked into a barn...

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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