- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Kim Kardashian.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Chuck Norris died.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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