- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Black people.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

irish man drinking john smiths

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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