What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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9/11

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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