Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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The Princess is in another castle

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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