- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Who wants $300? Me too.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

When life throws knives at you, run away.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What is the name of the car? What

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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