Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

why do mexicans get made fun of

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Who wants $300? Me too.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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